The new book from Mitch Mitchem
F* Your
Friction
What to Say and Do When Systems and People Steal Your Time and Money
You're not crazy. You're not lazy. You're being robbed.
Choose your store
Opens on Amazon. The revised edition is rolling out now, so Amazon may still show the first edition's title and cover for a few days.
The problem
The phone trees. The apps that loop you back to the start. The subscription you can't cancel. The "update" that broke what worked.
That isn't bad design.
It's the business model.
And the receipts are real.
In 2024, consumer protection agencies from 26 countries, including the FTC, reviewed 642 subscription websites and apps. Nearly 76% used at least one possible dark pattern. Nearly 67% used more than one.
Source: FTC press release, July 10, 2024 (ICPEN and GPEN review).I wrote this book so you stop taking it. And start taking your time back.
Mitch Mitchem
What's inside
Five ways to fight back
Curse at the bot, get a human
The pro tip on page one.
The Grandfather Test
Five questions that cut through any corporate lie.
Fix It or F* It
Ten seconds to decide if it's worth the fight.
The Six Friction Identifiers
Spot the moment a company hands you their job.
The AI Friction Killer
Make AI fight for you, not against you.
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Second City-trained improviser. About three decades onstage. More than 4,000 presentations to more than 10 million people in 12 countries.
About the author
Mitch Mitchem
Mitch Mitchem is a Second City-trained improviser and keynote speaker with about three decades onstage. He has given more than 4,000 presentations to more than 10 million people in 12 countries.
- TitleF* YOUR FRICTION
- SubtitleWhat to Say and Do When Systems and People Steal Your Time and Money
- AuthorMitch Mitchem
- PublisherStoop and Strike Publishing
- FormatsPaperback, hardcover, ebook
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